annoyances

My Oscar has written about the things which annoy him the most. He has persuaded me to do the same, so here they are.

1: Having to share mummy's attention with five other cats.

2: the fact that Pixie is always fed first.

3: not being able to visit the vet to have my temperature taken every week, most unfair.

4: the rain.

5: being told off for climbing on the work surfaces.

6: people not understanding that I like to sulk occasionaly.

7: being removed from under the bed in the orange bedroom, one of my favourite places.

8: being combed.

9: not seeing my Oscar.

10: having to share my bed with pixie Lola and mummy.

brotherly love

Today I am very happy. My Oscar bought me a present to show that he does love me after all! I just got a little confused between the brotherly love which my Oscar and I share and the valentines love which he shares with Lola. I didn’t understand that there are different types of love, but mummy has explained this to me.

My Oscar and I used to live together in Yuckyfield you see! We used to play together all the time and we shared a home at the cattery. I think that brotherly love is better than valentines love as you have all the fun and naughtiness without any of the emotional histrionics!

Here is a picture of my Oscar.

Paddy is sad

Yesterday was St Valentines day, the day when I thought at last my Oscar and I would be able to share our true feelings for each other. Alas, it was not to be! My beloved Oscar has a girlfriend! He loves my sister Lola! It is not fair, my love remains unrequited……..My heart is broken!

a quiz from my Oscar

I got this from my Oscar. Thank you Oscar!

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:

1. Paddy Ebeneezer,
2. Padster,
3. Little gay boy

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:

1 my pink collar, it’s beautiful
2.the fact that I have no neck.
3. the fact that my fur is every colour that cats come in. Mummy says I am a complete throwback!

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:

1. The hoover
2. When mummy sprays her deodorant bottle
3. fireworks.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:

1. my feather boa
2. the window sill to sit on
3. food from everybody’s bowl except my own.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. vindaloo
2. it was only a winter’s tail (sorry I mean it was only paddy’s tail)!
3. Max and Paddy’s road to nowhere

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:

1. mincing
2. purring
3. sleeping by the radiator.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:

1. see my Oscar
2. see other mummy
3. play with the fish.

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED:

1. model
2. gay icon
3. actor

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:

1. Blackpool cause I hear the gay scene is good
2. Catford, to see if there are any cats there
3. the cattery.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:

1. I wear a pink collar
2. I love boy cats
3. I love my pink feather boa)

The weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful!

In the words of one of my favourite songs, “let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!” It is so cold up here that at night I have to creep under the duvet when mummy is asleep to try to keep warm. I don’t think she minds though as she says I have a warm furry coat!

There is a lot of snow at the moment and it makes the ground very wet and cold under paw! This is a little difficult to cope with when I am going outside all the time since the litter tray has been removed. Pixie loves the snow though, the first time she has seen it! She is manic, running and prancing around like the kitten that she is….not at all dignified like me! I hope the snow goes away soon.

on the spot

I hope you like the picture above. This is the new rug my mummy has bought for the decorated sitting room. I like to sit on the rug, but I will only ever sit on the spots! As you can see, here are four spots. I don't feel safe anywhere else on the rug! Even if mummy picks me up and puts me in the middle of the rug I will always gravitate to one of the spots!

upheaval

Remember I said that pixie, Lola and I were carted off to Oscar’s house because mummy was painting? Well, when we came back, just over a week, nearly two weeks ago, the house was in such upheaval I could hardly stand it! My room, well, the orange room where I like to lie on the bed by the radiator was completely full of stuff! Everything had been removed from the sitting room and put in there. I could hardly get in and I was most upset that I couldn’t get under that bed that I like!

Well, a man came on Wednesday and made a lot of noise, cutting drilling hammering etc, he he was putting this new floor down. It’s very light in colour, but extremely slippery, li,like ice. I have to be very careful when I walk on it, picking my paws up very high so I don’t slip over! It smells funny too, all new paintlike and clean! Mummy has put a big rug down now, so that when I scratch the mat when she comes in, I can’t pick it up because it is too heavy. It is all blue with big spots. If I lie on one of the spots it is bigger than me!

Mummy has also taken our toilet away! She put the tray outside on Sunday and hasn’t brought it back in! She has just left the flap open all the time, hasn’t locked it once, so we can come and go as we please! I’ve never known such freedom! Lola loves it and pixiechu is mad with it. I still like to sleep inside at night though as it is a bit cold!

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